Reason #403

woluf:

It’s a bit of a problem when you reallyreally want to make out with someone but you’re a bit of a recluse and have the self confidence of a satsuma among a bowl of oranges. 

Reason #402

You’ve not ruined anyone’s housewarming if it’s not your marital home and never will be.

Reason #401

Being able to be shit at Gangnam Style without fear of judgement or retribution.

Reason #400

Being able to practice your Gangnam Style all day in your flat without fear of judgement or retribution.

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Reason #399: Onesie ownership.

Reason #398

We’ve all been stuck for things to say in the morning, but when the best you can do is “Your back smells nice” it’s probably best that your first conversation of the day is with the bus driver.

Reason #398

It’s often hard to tell if you’ve got the line right between actually romantic poetry and Coleridge.

Reason #397

Put it this way: you know you should stop when your only idea is to take them to Waterstones to look at pictures of stars.

Reason #396

“Dinner?”

“Yeah I’ve got a packet of microwavable popcorn in the cupboard, give us a sec.”

Reason #395

Ghostsingles.com. Because let’s face it, you might not have been quick enough to come up with it but you can at least amuse yourself for hours on it without anyone getting worried about your internet history.

Reason #394

When you live with a former chorister, the sounds through the walls are bad enough without a significant other adding to the din.

Reason #392

Because spending an evening with 10CC, a cider, and a blog that will always care for you is so much better than writing stupid letters to Australians. At least with Men at Work on the playlist there’s no doubt about coming from a Land Down Under.

Reason #391

When the only reason you can think of to be in a relationship is the extra body warmth in your bed, you know it’s probably time to call it quits.

Reason #390

Darwin was an optimist.

Reason #389

Because when you burp so loudly you can taste the cod liver oil from your multivitamin the only thing you’ll get from your flatmate is congratulations.