Because spending an evening with 10CC, a cider, and a blog that will always care for you is so much better than writing stupid letters to Australians. At least with Men at Work on the playlist there’s no doubt about coming from a Land Down Under.
Darwin was an optimist.
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Reason #387: Because there is no one to stand in your way when the opportunity finally arises to have your own Spinster Pad.
Because even trips to the 99p shop can transform into opportunities for romance.
When your best friend thinks a first kiss at a bus stop is ‘very you’, it’s probably best to admit defeat.
At least when it’s your career keeping you up until four in the morning there’s no shame in explaining your exhaustion to your mum.
It is a universal law that the day you decide to tell someone you’re into them will be the day you find out they like someone else. Via their tumblr.
It’s claustrophobic enough on the tube as it is, without being cornered by an affection addicted other-half.
Trust me, when looking back over those old photos of you and your latest obsession you’ll be glad you didn’t get into anything with them.
Never underestimate the opportunity to have a thing for an entire house all at once…it sure makes you a better person than having a thing with the whole lot of them.
If you’d been single you probably would’ve had time to see some of the stuff mentioned on the Visit Scotland advert.
Emotional scars can’t be fixed by elastoplast.
It’s hot enough during rush hour as it is without not being able to move for the life partner attached to your waist.
Because no one deserves to be dumped at ten to nine in Starbucks while commuters grab their morning caffeine fix.
A romantic lie in is one thing - waking up shoved against the wall for the fourth morning in a row is another.
