It's Good to be Single

Reason #404

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:36:13 +0000

‘One good thing about having a boyfriend is you get the seed for free’

For reference, see, https://www.facebook.com/kewgardens/app_129178503903679

Reason #403

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:37:00 +0000

It’s a bit of a problem when you reallyreally want to make out with someone but you’re a bit of a recluse and have the self confidence of a satsuma among a bowl of oranges.

Reason #402

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 21:27:44 +0100

You’ve not ruined anyone’s housewarming if it’s not your marital home and never will be.

Reason #401

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 21:26:01 +0100

Being able to be shit at Gangnam Style without fear of judgement or retribution.

Reason #400

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 21:24:00 +0100

Being able to practice your Gangnam Style all day in your flat without fear of judgement or retribution.

Reason #399: Onesie ownership.

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 16:01:17 +0100

Reason #399: Onesie ownership.

Reason #398

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 00:03:17 +0100

We’ve all been stuck for things to say in the morning, but when the best you can do is “Your back smells nice” it’s probably best that your first conversation of the day is with the bus driver.

Reason #398

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:59:20 +0100

It’s often hard to tell if you’ve got the line right between actually romantic poetry and Coleridge.

Reason #397

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:58:20 +0100

Put it this way: you know you should stop when your only idea is to take them to Waterstones to look at pictures of stars.

Reason #396

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:21:44 +0100

“Dinner?”

“Yeah I’ve got a packet of microwavable popcorn in the cupboard, give us a sec.”

Reason #395

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:18:59 +0100

Ghostsingles.com. Because let’s face it, you might not have been quick enough to come up with it but you can at least amuse yourself for hours on it without anyone getting worried about your internet history.

Reason #394

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:46:34 +0100

When you live with a former chorister, the sounds through the walls are bad enough without a significant other adding to the din.

i was selected as one of his quiver matches.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:23:41 +0100

onlycallmemaybe:

“I always wanted a threesum but havent found the right woman u a cutie”

We think you should go for it!

Reason #393

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:22:00 +0100

woluf:

You know your hair needs a wash when it’s trying to becoming a separate entity (even more so than it may already be, I mean).

Reason #392

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:17:00 +0100

Because spending an evening with 10CC, a cider, and a blog that will always care for you is so much better than writing stupid letters to Australians. At least with Men at Work on the playlist there’s no doubt about coming from a Land Down Under.

Reason #391

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:56:35 +0100

When the only reason you can think of to be in a relationship is the extra body warmth in your bed, you know it’s probably time to call it quits.

Reason #390

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 20:59:41 +0100

Darwin was an optimist.

Reason #389

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 20:58:35 +0100

Because when you burp so loudly you can taste the cod liver oil from your multivitamin the only thing you’ll get from your flatmate is congratulations.

Reason #388

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:51:09 +0100

Because when they whine about their evil partners and their boring lives, you know that the only wine you have to worry about is the bottle of Merlot you need to pick up on Friday for you and your flatmate.

Reason #387: Because there is no one to stand in your way when...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:45:10 +0100

Reason #387: Because there is no one to stand in your way when the opportunity finally arises to have your own Spinster Pad.